Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

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Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

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Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!