What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

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What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

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What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

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What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver?

Dale Earnhardt jr.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.