What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

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What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

What do you call a couple punctual doctors with good handwriting?

A paradox.