What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

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What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.

What do you call two physicians?

A paradox