What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.

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What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub?

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses