What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

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What do you call a couple punctual doctors with good handwriting?

A paradox.

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox