Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

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What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Paradox Jokes More Paradox Jokes

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.