Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

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Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!