Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

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What's your view on lesbians?

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

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Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!