What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

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Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

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Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

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What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

Well-hung.

What do you call a lesbian octopus?

A lickalotopuss.

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What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

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What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza?

Heperoni