What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

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How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What repulsive awful thing can be found in a black persons clothes?

The black person.

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Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

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What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

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What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup?

Ghana-RIO!

What do you call an STD for homeless people?

Hermit Crabs