What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

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How do you find a drug dealer donkey?

Just follow his coke mules.

Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

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What do you call a lesbian with big hands?

Well hung!

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

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What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

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What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.

What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you?

Herp-n-derp-es