Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

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Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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Because it's white and settles on their land

Why do strippers hate roofers?

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Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.