What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

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What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.