What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A: A carpet.

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What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A: A carpet.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

What is an autobiography?

The life story of an automobile.