What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A: A carpet.

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What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

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What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

What is an autobiography?

The life story of an automobile.