What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A: A carpet.

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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

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What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A: A carpet.

What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.