Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What did one math book say to the other math book?

You've got problems.

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

Stain Jokes More Stain Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.