Spill Jokes

What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell?

Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan

What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

Root Jokes More Root Jokes

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

they both like to root around in your cellar

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.