What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

Previous Random Joke Next

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What do you call a group of Idiots?

Congress

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

Hot Coffee Jokes More Hot Coffee Jokes

Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.