Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

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What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

What do you call a potato that's also a sports fan?

A spec-tator!

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What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.