Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

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How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.