How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

Judas Jokes More Judas Jokes

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.