How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

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What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

Judas Jokes More Judas Jokes

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.