How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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Why did Princess Di cross the road?

Interia

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

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What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.