How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

Judas Jokes More Judas Jokes

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.