What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.