What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.