What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

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How do you make an Asian Blind?

you put a windshield in front of them

What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian?

A Trans Pacific Partnership

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How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.