What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

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How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

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What do you call a lost Asian man?

Disoriental

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

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What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it