How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

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What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.