How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

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How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

How is life as a virgin?

Its hard

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Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.