How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

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How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

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What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

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How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.