How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

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Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )