He only got nailed by guys )
None of your f**king business.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.
Nailed it.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"