Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

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Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

The blonde has the higher sperm count.

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.