Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!