What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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Sparky

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You don't want beef with me

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!