What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef