What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

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What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

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Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

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By the Pound!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

What does a bee get at McDonalds ?

A humburger !

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

Humburger Jokes More Humburger Jokes

What does a bee get at McDonalds ?

A humburger !

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.