What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

Humburger Jokes More Humburger Jokes

What does a bee get at McDonalds ?

A humburger !

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.