What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there?

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

Humburger Jokes More Humburger Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!