What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

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Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

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Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!