What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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How should a feudal lord deal with it when the serfs rise up?

Hang ten.

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold