What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

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What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt?

Kung Food!

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

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What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!