Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

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Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

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Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Music Lesson Jokes More Music Lesson Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.