Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

Flat Jokes More Flat Jokes

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the Difference Between Guts and Balls?

Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction!

Music Lesson Jokes More Music Lesson Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"