They both only work with a chain on.
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My bike
Because it was 'two-tyred'.
Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D
Papa-wheelie!
Look ma, no hands!
They both steal your bike.
Attire.
Lets go play on our bikes.
Because it might be your bike.
Both cant work without chains.
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a dirt bike
They both ride bikes and are on a mission.
Wanna go ride a bike?
You never forget
Because then they'd be two tired
Both get thrown out when they have no use
Bike-curious
Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.
Because someone threw a canoe at him !
Let's go ride our bikes.
Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack
The asphalt.
Let's go ride our bikes!
Because the pedals fell off.
Juan less car (one less car)
They are two tired.
To get laid.
It was too tired
It's a fish.
It was too tired.
Because he was two tired.
A bike because a vest has no sleeves.
A Cruci-fixie.
She was a cat.
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.
He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
They're two-tired.
A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)
Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.
Lets go ride our bikes!"
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D
Organized crime
Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)
A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.
Because it's probably your bike...
They both can't ride a bike.
Because it was two-tired.
A: It was going too fast for her to get on.
A Piecycle.
It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*
A thief....
He didn't. He fell off your bike.
Because that might be your bike
Lets go ride our bikes
Take his bike away.
Bicycle petals !
A: Because they're two-tired.
It popped a wheelie.
They both ride bikes and go on missions.
Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.
A: She's the one on her bike.
he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
He was rushin
Your bike back
Attire.*
Lets go ride a bike!
Crime
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
they both don't work without a chain.
Attire
Goose Rider
Because it's probably your bike
You can't ride your bike on a sociopath
Sir Francis Brake !
Tire-less
Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**
It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness
If it's black it won't give you any food
They both take away the coffin.
A Dell.
Racist.
Shoot the people pushing it.
Shoot the guy pushing it.
Wrong.
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -
Tequila.
Juan on Juan.
He gets stoned.. Badum tsss
They like rock.
I'm melting!
