Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?

Sir Francis Brake !

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.