Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

Sarah Jokes More Sarah Jokes

Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?

Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.

Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Little Sarah Jokes More Little Sarah Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.