he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
A Rottweiler on a children's playground.
Cancer.
Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
He fell into it.
Alexander Graham Fell!
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)
It had no arms.
To get laid.
Because he was two tired.
Everywhere
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
He got hit by a truck...
Everywhere.
