Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

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When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

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What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.