Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

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What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday