Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

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Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

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How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

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What's a nature philosopher's favorite rap song?

Thoreau some mo'

What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday