What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Tray Jokes More Tray Jokes

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool