What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

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Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

What is with 2016?

It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

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Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks