What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

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Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

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Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey