What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor?

Beef on WIC

Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

What's the difference between Texas and Russia?

One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.