What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.