What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

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What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

Why didn't the Turkey cross the road?

It was too Chicken.