What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

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What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

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What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Armenian Genocide Jokes More Armenian Genocide Jokes

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.