What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why didn't the Turkey cross the road?

It was too Chicken.

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Armenian Genocide Jokes More Armenian Genocide Jokes

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.