What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

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Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.