What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

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What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up