What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

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What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.