What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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Who was the last President of China?

Yes he was.

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

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What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.