What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.