Because it's waaay easier to swallow
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.
Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*
Spit, swallow, gargle.
So they can get a long little doggie.
Shell.
Because they work.
Trunkquilizers !