Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

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What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.