What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears