Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

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Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman

What does Helen Keller call her dog?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What do you call 100 cows masterbating ?

Beef Strokenoff

What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff

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Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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What Do You Call A 7 Second Minecraft Video?

VINECRAFT DO IT FOR THE MINE XD

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD