Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller?

You tell her to read a basketball.

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

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What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

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Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD