Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy!

How do you confuse Helen Keller?

You tell her to read a basketball.

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Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker

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Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

Why dont orphans like baseball?

Because they don't know were home is! XD