Timing
Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!
Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.
Oily!
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.
Because I told him a good joke.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.