What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

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What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

How do you unlock a monastery door?

With a monk key.