What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener