What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.