Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What did one deodorant say to the other?

I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)