Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

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What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (: