What does a monk say when you evict him?

What is a religious gorilla called?

A monk-ey

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay