What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

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Purolator.

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Two test-tickles!

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Just wait, they'll tell you.

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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Arya Stark?

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.