What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it."

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate?

Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!

How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

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What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.