What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

How many were left ?

None. They were all copy cats !

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What did the lazy monk say?

Namaste..right here