What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

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How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay