What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

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What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

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A cuck has a girlfriend.

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What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.