Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

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How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy!

Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.