Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno .business

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

God Jokes More God Jokes

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

Why are blind people bad computer programmers?

Because they can't C.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

Patchouli Jokes More Patchouli Jokes

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.