Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

God Jokes More God Jokes

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

Patchouli Jokes More Patchouli Jokes

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.