Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

What is round and hates French people?

The World.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

Why are blind people bad at programming?

Because they can't C

Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

Patchouli Jokes More Patchouli Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.