Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does the KKK wear all white?

Because they hate black, people!!!

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How was copper wire invented ?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

Patchouli Jokes More Patchouli Jokes

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.