Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

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Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

Why are blind people bad computer programmers?

Because they can't C.

Patchouli Jokes More Patchouli Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.