Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

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Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

Why do most men hate Russian dolls?

Because they're so full of themselves.

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What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Who might you be?

I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."

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Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

Patchouli Jokes More Patchouli Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.